| HogTrough |
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"Alright fucktards, listen up! I'm a professional whore/porn actress and before I go any further, I want all you losers to head to the shower and wash your pee pees. When you come back and hopefully smell less wimpy, you'll get to undress me, touch my boobies and watch me masterbate in front of you. After that, a male porn actor will make love to me right in front of you to show you how it's done. If there are any of you left who haven't already ejaculated dry, some of the less hideous of you will get to have sex with me."
Oh the horror! There's been a premature ejaculation! We could've all been killed or something. Get the sad squirting sack of virginity out of here before he jizzes in someone's eye. |
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